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Madigan's Pubcast

Episode 163: Gingerbread Buc-ee’s, An NFL Heist, & SFO Airport’s Therapy Cat

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Thunder Ann beer from Jackelope Brewing Company in Nashville. She talks about her holiday plans with family in Missouri, baking cookies for her dad and going ice skating with her nieces and nephews at Lake of the Ozarks. 

COURT NEWS: Kathleen announces that Dolly Parton is breaking ground on another restaurant concept on the Florida Panhandle, Jelly Roll spearheaded the largest toy drive in Nashville’s history, and Cher blasted the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Clancy’s Turkey Stuffing flavored Wavy Chips, and Cheeto’s Minis

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of more than 600 rare vintage baseball cards in a Pennsylvania closet, and a 6-year-old girl found a 152-year-old shipwreck near Green Bay

 FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on San Francisco Airport’s emotional support cat “Duke,” the Carolina Panthers game against the Atlanta Falcons saw ticket prices dipping to $0.45, a Texas couple recreated a full Buc-ee’s out of gingerbread, French children attending school were served wine on their lunchbreaks until 1956, a former Jacksonville Jaguars employee is accused of stealing more then $22M from the team, Target is offering robotic manicures for $10,morning people” might have more Neanderthal genes, Marie Antoinette’s chair sells for millions, a 1969 Minnesota Vikings halftime hot air balloon disaster is recounted decades later, and Nostradamus’s 2024 predictions are revealed

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching Hallmark Channel holiday movies “A Merry Scottish Christmas” and “Laughing All The Way,“ “Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God” on HBO, and watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.

0:12.6

You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

0:15.8

let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.8

Termites! termites in the words of Stevie Nix, welcome.

0:29.0

I actually went to the U.S. store by the house and the lady opened the door for two ladies in front of me and went

0:34.8

welcome and she said oh that's my favorite podcast and I was standing too behind that

0:39.4

lady and I thought about saying something but then the lady was gone. I mean she worked there but she was in the

0:43.7

back or something so I didn't say nothing but it was a very flattering shout out from a termite.

0:49.5

This is it for 2023 termites this is it. This is the last time you'll see me in the

0:54.0

bucky outfit until you know next season it's the season.

0:58.0

This leg by the way if you're not if you're listening and not watching it as a giant leg on a stool that had

1:05.9

alcohol in it that's from Tinsultown in Kansas City. The Tinsultown

1:11.4

tavern that's so far the greatest pop-up bar. And I've been to a bunch in Nashville

1:16.1

nothing competes with Tinsultown and nope. Kansas City nailed it there. I must say.

1:22.2

Speaking of well, what are we what are we drinking I'm

1:24.6

drinking a little thunder and beer because I've been in Nashville all week and

1:29.1

they have delicious well I'm a sucker for the can but the can's just interesting. The more shit, well I love the beer. It's Jekyllow Brewing. They make all good beers, but the more shit you put on a can, the more light, well I am to buy it.

1:40.0

This is it. This is it.

1:45.0

23 is crazy.

1:46.0

We can put the glass down if you want.

1:50.0

Whoa, you did the leg?

1:52.0

Here's what's crazy. So if you go to Vegas, I don't here's what's crazy.

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