Episode 164: Monkey Bus Driver

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ooooooh yeah, it's a new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start off by talking about a sad case of child abuse (in this case, a birthday party theme that we just can't get behind). Then, it's a case of "who did it better"? It's a battle of the bus drivers! You'll have to hear what happens with these two crazy transpo-heads. Spoiler alert: the title kind of gives one away. After that, it's an update about the lady who says she has relationships with ghosts! We hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to talk about armpit advertising and a hermit who just wanted to die naked and alone on an island. Did he get his wish? Then, we talk about a guy who felt he was betrayed by a gym's slogan. To wrap it up, there's some light Seagal talk.

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0:00.0	I was Danish
0:18.0	only so I can tell you
0:22.0	so I can tell you how it won't feel
0:25.0	It's a preponderance.
0:28.0	It's a preponderance.
0:30.0	Oh, so we're so fucking good deal.
0:35.0	Call it a Danish show.
0:38.0	Danish should only. Oh, Day that shine on neel.
0:48.0	Day that shine on eel.
0:55.0	Day and she don't need. Day that shine don't need you. Day that shine don't need.
0:58.0	Hell.
0:59.0	Day that shine don't need. And I said, no, ne'el.
1:07.0	And shand no, no,
1:10.0	fuck you.
1:11.0	When I said, let's give it up, let's get it up let's get enthusiastic let's get down with the program
1:16.7	He sounds so drunk of that I think he may have had a couple of get down with the program
1:21.6	Get down with the program. Get down the program.
1:24.0	God, dude, he could have been the African Bill Cosby.
1:26.6	And by that I mean, the Raper.
1:29.6	He sounded like him a little bit there. It was Hot Hot Pepper on the the vocals. You see Pepper's
1:35.5	buddy made us a number one horse fucking podcast. I saw that. Very nice graphics. It was beautiful. I saw, they made me chuckle pretty good. It made me chuckle. I didn't
1:46.7	retweet it initially. I think Pepper is got upset, he didn't get upset, but he's like, this
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