Episode 164: Irn Bru bars and bustrains

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Yes, that's right, BUSTRAINS. Listen in to find out more, but rest assured that it's not a typo. Also featured in this all-new episode, a beluga whale has been spotted wearing a harness and so is obviously some sort of cetacea spy, but how intelligent are whales and dolphins *really*? Listen to two completely unqualified men to find out.

Elsewhere, we discuss people being abused at the London Marathon, the technical proficiency of Game of Thrones (don't worry, no spoilers), British awkwardness yet again, and plenty more from you, our valued listeners.

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0:00.0	Isn't Paul Abdul small? I didn't expect you to start with that. I know I always try and throw you a curveball. We come together its opposites a track.
0:15.2	I just saw an animated gift of Paula Abdul performing I think today or yesterday and she's very small and I had no idea I don't know she was still working I didn't know how tall the
0:27.1	own cat was I couldn't possibly have any scope how you look my this is Luke and picture I'm the people at the
0:32.4	Luke and picture Luke is the people of the Luke in treat
0:34.6	picture. Yeah, what I'm saying? I just I just go on one six four. I just Google news
0:39.2	Paula Abdo and she was apparently performing the Billboard Music Awards.
0:42.2	Ah, I didn't. It said the BBMA's and I was like,
0:45.0	I don't know, that sounds like something I'd type into a pornography site.
0:48.0	Yes, it does.
0:49.0	I've seen you do it.
0:50.0	Seen I do it, seeing me do it.
0:51.0	So episode 164, yeah, it's Thursday the second of May we're
0:53.9	bloody happy to be here aren't you don't sound it Luke well I am happy to be
0:58.1	because it's been a very good newsweek for the Luke and Pete show I found two news stories which I know one that you'd already found as well which is
1:07.5	classic Luke and Peacht stuff the second one I think you're going to be excited
1:11.2	about C L A P S yeah the first the first one is that you're going to be excited about. C-L-A-P-S.
1:13.0	Yeah, the first one is, shall I just read the headline?
1:17.3	If you would.
1:18.3	Whale with harness could be Russian weapon, say Norwegian experts.
1:22.3	You're a Russian weapon, mate. So a Belugana whale which are beautiful animals they look very
1:26.8	friendly a very friendly face I saw yeah I saw a few of them at Mystic Aquarium in
1:30.9	Connecticut it's a stick aquarium is that like a mystic river the town's called Mystic Mystic Aquarium in Connecticut. Mystic Aquarium.
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