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It doesn't sound as good as with just one piece of paper. That's because my printer's

not working. How many of you would like to see me take my new HP printer and smash it

on the ground on my office floor right in front of you? Good audio looks like. I know

you would. That might happen. We'll see how this goes. Man, do I hate my printer? Oh,

I hate my printer so much. Well, if you'd like to have a good day, all you need is a copper

mug or glass of tinker, chalced stine, a canteen jug of glass, a vessel of any kind. Fill

it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for an unparalleled pleasure.

It makes everything better. It's called this simultaneous sip. It's going to happen now.

Oh, yeah. That was as good as I thought it would be. I'm already getting spam calls. What

the hell? Good. All right. So Rasmussen has a poll asking people to rate the importance

of various topics. Now, it's not every topic, but they did five. And here is what the public

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