Episode 163: The Kamehameha Colonists (Entry 681.IS4204)

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Society & Culture, History

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In which over a hundred of Honolulu's elite private school students are shipped off to some of the world's most remote islands on a top-secret government mission, and Ken wonders if sea turtles can feel dread. Certificate #22194.

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0:00.0	I'm Nebos' introduction to my heart radio.
0:04.6	I'm Nebos' first time in a bunch of skips and uh...
0:09.2	Oh my god.
0:10.7	We're receiving this message.
0:13.2	We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.
0:15.7	We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.
0:19.8	The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.
0:23.2	Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,
0:26.8	we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.
0:30.6	These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica
0:35.1	that would otherwise be lost.
0:37.1	So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization
0:39.4	or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,
0:43.2	this is our legacy to you.
0:45.2	This is our time capsule.
0:47.2	This is The Omnibus.
0:56.8	Music
1:14.8	You have access.
1:16.8	Entry 681.IS4204.
1:21.8	Certificate number 22194.
1:25.8	The Command Mayor Colinus.
1:28.8	Dr. Martin Luther King saw this power of a loha when he first visited our islands in 1959.
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