Episode 163: From the Bank at Sea

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2015

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie FoxLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That's right. It's a bank show.
0:06.1	I'm proud to call you my bitch.
0:09.0	And this is recorded on the boat.
0:11.6	This is just Jacob.
0:12.6	The hunt for balls.
0:13.9	Jacob and myself and Matt.
0:17.7	I'll give you an Indian bird.
0:22.7	And what we're, yeah Yeah we hope you enjoy our boat
0:25.5	I might have a package
0:26.3	Our boat show and if you do
0:28.8	Like the boat show and if you continue to like
0:32.1	The old podcast here
0:33.9	The internet has not stopped stupid
0:35.9	Consider throwing a buck or two Towards us on the old Patreon if you can afford it.
0:42.4	Let's make internet fucking magic.
0:44.4	That's what we're going to do.
0:45.3	We're going to make internet fucking magic.
0:46.8	Don't forget if we get to our goal of 333 patrons or 33 $33.
0:54.8	Right.
0:55.9	Then we're going to
0:57.5	Damn you numbers.
0:59.1	Have our high five contest on the strip.
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