Episode 163 | Banana Tips

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

4.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Buckle up for this episode because we're taking you on an emotional rollercoaster. Keity shares the disturbing details of her sort of date gone wrong. Moe might be a cheater. And things take a turn when Keity gets Moe to express himself like never before.

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0:00.0	Jane loved crisps! She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
0:05.5	Even at Fancy Pants restaurants, years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.
0:12.8	They got her thrown out of cinemas, and were forever in the bedsheets.
0:19.6	crisps! They're kind of like your current account, just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.
0:26.4	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:30.1	Welcome to the best podcast on the planet, in the moment!
0:34.6	SIGGLE!
0:42.6	Daddy, I would imagine if I were to ask anybody this question.
0:52.1	Is it okay to hate on someone that you're close to for bettering themselves?
0:59.9	SIGGLE!
1:01.9	Bettering themselves? No. They'd say no, right?
1:04.8	Yeah. Yeah, that seems like an automatic no.
1:07.8	Well, we both know that I've never been the kind of person to give a shit with anybody else's.
1:14.7	I sure am.
1:17.4	But if you were to ask me, am I mad at the fact that you have decided
1:24.0	that you were no longer drinking?
1:26.9	Period. At all. Done.
1:30.0	Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
1:35.0	No matter. You just deciding you done drinking.
1:38.8	Which now we have become the couple where one person is trying to get their life together
1:45.6	and the other person is not willing.
1:48.2	So you have to leave in order to do better by you.
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