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Hello, and welcome to the lines led by Donkeys podcast.

I'm the always incapable of doing his job host, Joe, and with me, with me is my co-host, Nick.

Hello, Nick. Are you going to do that in Spanish? No. I can't speak Spanish. I think it's

like, oh, the binvenero, olos, I can't say lines in Spanish, apparently.

Tickley. No, that's definitely Tiger. I think it's like Leon Nidus. Leon Nidus.

Yes, sir. This is the scene from Inglarius bastards where they're like, you speak the third

best Italian, like, I don't speak Italian. That's why I said third best. I think that's

just you. I definitely don't speak Spanish. Spanish is one of those languages that you kind

of understand. And honestly, I understand more of it than I could speak it. So I just

make my grandma really unhappy. I mean, what is a bigger tradition on this podcast than

making our family disappointed than us? I took two years of Spanish in high school because

there's the only foreign language offered. And we had to take it. Let's see, how long

did I live at home? I took 18 years of Spanish. 17? Yes, 17 to 18 years of Spanish.

I mean, that's like me and Armenian. Like, my family else speaks Armenian. I barely

fucking know. And you're sitting there like, hey, don't know. Yeah. Hey, bro. Yeah. I

know that word. I just pulled my shirt collar down and flashed the chest hair. And they're

like, yes. Ooh. So Nick, when I left you this last time on part three, I left you in

another cliffhanger because that's what we call good podcast writing. And I told you that

Shamil Basayev, one of the many warlords in Chechnya, was staging an invasion of Russia.

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