Episode 162 || March Madness 2018
From the Front Porch
The Bookshelf Thomasville
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2018
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so talk to me about last year's bet. |
| 0:05.0 | So every year my friend David and I do a bet based on our March Madness bracket and whoever loses gets punished. |
| 0:15.0 | And last year the punishment was that the winner got to pick headwear for the loser for one day. |
| 0:25.0 | And so David lost, and I found a really, really fantastic milk carton mask that pulls over your face. |
| 0:33.9 | It was a party city gym. |
| 0:36.9 | And anyway, your face fits through the middle and it's a giant |
| 0:40.0 | milk carton and it says, have you seen me? And so I made him wear that around, what was it, Mo'Bill? |
| 0:47.2 | Yeah, so let's be clear. David and Jordan have a bet, but every July 4th we get together with these friends, |
| 0:57.6 | and the bet takes place, like the consequences of the bet take place during this July 4th weekend. |
| 1:04.5 | So... |
| 1:04.9 | In public. |
| 1:05.5 | In public. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.4 | So we have been to Atlanta. |
| 1:09.5 | Savannah. |
| 1:10.2 | Savannah. |
| 1:19.7 | Disney World. Yeah. Chattanooga and Mobile all while either David or Jordan looks like an absolute buffoon but we all look like buffoons we're all punished |
| 1:26.3 | there have been years i have won march march |
| 1:30.0 | madness and you still look like a buffoon because your husband or david look yeah if it suffices to |
| 1:36.2 | say if you see two men and two women in a city um around a no around july because that's when the bed actually gets, you know, that's when we |
| 1:47.1 | see each other. |
| 1:48.1 | And one of the men looks like a fool, then that's us. |
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