Welcome to Drinking Bros.

Sit back, relax, and have a fucking drink.

Yeah, welcome to drinking bros kids.

What do we got here?

What are you doing with this mustache?

Dave Landau's here.

Jared Michaels is here.

Not in shit.

Yeah, no mustache from Gerard, but you've got a nice, polite, gay man's mustache.

Thank you, and that's what I'm going for.

Is it gentlemanly a dandy, an old southern dandy?

That's kind of what I miss in this world.

I want a little dandy to just kind of take take you out and keep it quiet, you know?

Yeah, a little like, not Kevin Spacey real life, but Kevin

Spacey, what was it? Who you thought he was going to be?

Oh, yes, no. American Beauty, the exact

Kevin Spacey is real life, except it would be about a boy.

Just a 17-year-old and a fucking tub filled with rose petals. But it looks like you would keep a secret. Like, you're not sharing this with the town. You're just kind of sucking dick, and then on your way. Yeah, the town knows the secret, but somebody gets murdered and you have to start questioning me and my lies falling

apart. Next week on the Chrislies. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, but this mustache needs to come back. We need some more dandies out there. You do. You need somebody who looks like this. But in time, though, it will, I'm going for Dennis Farina eventually. Okay. Over time? Did you see the ice dandy put that Karen in her place up in Minnesota?

No, what's fantastic? I'm going for Dennis Farina eventually. Okay, over time? Over time.

Did you see the Ice Dandy put that Karen in her place up in Minnesota? No, what's in, what's an, oh, oh, yes, the gay, uh, the gay ice guy, yeah. I couldn't see his face, so I couldn't tell. Wait, gay ice guy? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pop that mic a little closer there. What does that mean? If you want to pull up the gay ice guy, you can, Bob.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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