Episode 161: A walrus in free fall
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2019
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Hello all! We know you're probably not commuting today as it's Easter Monday but don't let that stop you listening to the latest instalment of this fine podcast. You don't get to the dizzying heights of 188 in the UK podcast comedy charts for nowt, you know.
This time, Pete's received a towel through the post and he's not sure why, we reopen the great B'n'B v Airbnb debate, and there's a close run encounter with a polar bear (on TV that is, we live in London for goodness' sake). Elsewhere, the guys consider going metal detecting together, establish the best way of making cheese on toast, and then run through some of your emails.
Have a great week! We'll see you on Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | Imagine you. You in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the views instead of taking on the road, maybe even a nap. |
| 0:33.0 | That's the bliss of getting where you need to go without worrying about driving. |
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| 0:44.0 | Avanti west coast, feel good travel. And a one and a two and a one, two and a one, two, three four. |
| 1:02.2 | It's the Luke and a peat a one two three four it's the Luke of Pete Shaw with me Pete |
| 1:05.3 | Donaldson I'm joined on Easter Monday with Luke Moore. |
| 1:09.7 | Satan is an evilless man sorry Sorry? An evil-less man? |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah. Oh. |
| 1:14.4 | That's what Max Romeo says in the song Chakes the Devil |
| 1:17.2 | from the album War in the Babylon, where the famous Prodigy song is sampling. |
| 1:21.3 | So he's an evil-less man. He's not evil. Evil-less. Evil-O. Oh, he's evil evil evil oh he's like evil I think it's |
| 1:25.3 | patois yes evil yes evil yes yeah even us I like that yeah so out of space by |
| 1:28.9 | prodigy samples that song he's not yeah he's not just he's not adding to the word evil just to get in a |
| 1:35.5 | pattern that he needs to fill. Probably yeah that's what some writers do sometimes. Yeah |
| 1:40.2 | Pete it's great to be with you on Easter Monday. That's a lie. I'd rather be somewhere else. |
| 1:45.0 | But this is the life we've carved out for ourselves, isn't it? |
| 1:49.5 | Yes. It's not all rainbows and unicorns, is it? |
| 1:51.5 | It's not all Easter eggs and more Easter eggs |
| 1:54.0 | no certainly not did you have an Easter eggs yeah I've got a couple |
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