Do you ever walk in and find your husband quickly zipping up his pain?

Does your husband suffer from chapped dick?

Then he may be addicted to porn.

Mine was, and he left me to go be number 73 in the world's biggest gang bang.

Did you know that one out of three marriages are ruined by excessive porno?

Mine was, if you think your husband has a porno habit, help that nasty bastard before it goes too far.

The early warning signs are there. Ask him to do a self-exam.

If you watch porno before 10 a.m., if you know the name of any guy in pornos besides Ron Jeremy, if you can't get aroused unless you hear this, you may be addicted to porn. If you're willing to donate your spine to Larry Flint, if your woman has thrown away all of your porno tapes and you masturbate to the view. Starjo.

If you like your woman to shower in five-inch pumps, if you think the only way to get your

woman pregnant is by shooting sperm in her eye, you might be addicted to porn.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but double anal penetration is just not my cup of tea.

Party pooper.

So if you think your husband is addicted to porno, please call 1-800-I-See-Y-Y-Y-S-2. That's 1-800-I-See-Yer-Ass. Call today. Welcome, Renegade Nation, Renegade Talk Radio in Las Vegas. We're reading on Sugarcoat. Cow's nose.

Cows nose.

Wait till you hear this.

Renegate Nation, you're not going to believe this. And I am sick. And I took some drugs and I feel a lot better. So I was coughing and hacking. My nose was running. And my asshole heart. I mean, I was a mess. But you were just so happy that it was a suppository.

When you, the doctor said, well, you want to show it up your ass.

Yeah. Yay.

Yeah, it feels good.

I wish there was a tongue up going up there. Anyway, so there's a lot of shit going on in the news with the fires in California. And Gavin Grusome Newsom and all this nonsense and bullshit and liars and nonsense. Look that they did to that beautiful place.

Who are these fucking, yank jobs?

Sammy, help me!

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