I'm Nabasya's production of I Heart Radio.

I don't have this door.

I'm gonna see you for the first time in a minute, just skip.

And, uh...

Oh, all right.

We're receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present,

which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely

befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange

and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile

and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So, whether you're listening from an advanced civilization

or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

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