Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Zero. Zero. Zero. Done. How many fucks do I get? How many fucks do I get?

Nine. Nine.

Hi kittens. Welcome to Adderall and Compliments.

I'm Annabel and my guest today is a very special guest.

That's right. She's the JK Rowling of Erotica. You know her. You love her. Well, some of you just know her.

She's Miss Megan Granger. Hi guys.

Now, we are coming to you today. Not is it only Mean Girls Day, October 3rd? It's also National Boyfriend Day.

Oh, no. Which sadly again, I can't celebrate, but I can't seem to get into either of these holidays because my mind is just still racing of the terror events last night.

Obviously, we are speaking of when Kim Kardashian West being held at gunpoint. Horrifying.

Thank God I don't have pictures of Paris all around my house anymore because I would have to take them down. Yeah.

Annabel used to just have like pictures that made no sense that just said Paris on them.

Oh yeah, different figurines from bad bad math and beyond. A lot of nicknames from TJ Maxx and Ross. They have like a lot of Paris, you know, paraphernalia of just, you know, Paris,

vanilla. Exactly. And I was like, Oh Annabel, do you, do you really enjoy the French life? Do you like Paris? She's like, I've never been.

I've never been. And I was like, I don't even like croissants that much. Why is your entire house covered in black and white pictures of Paris?

It's like, Oh, um, oh, it's a good question. I don't know. There just seemed to be like a lot of it just seems like an easy theme to do.

Yeah. And as you guys know, um, the Jistos family has never heard of the word moderation. Never. It's like Latin to us. I don't get it. I don't know it. Whatever I'm into, I'm like, well, longer useful.

I guess I'll just buy a million of it. Yeah. And commit to that. Well, you don't have them anymore. So you don't have to take them down. You're never going to Paris now.

Now, I mean, I was on the fence after seeing taken, even though as one of my friends has told me that I am, don't have to worry about being abducted because I've aged out of being a sex slave.

And that hurt. I think more than it would even hurt to be abducted as a sex slave.

Well, I mean, if somebody came up to me at the airport, it was like, man, that was like, Oh, never mind. Do you have a younger, more attractive daughter that I could kidnap? Like, I don't know what would be more upsetting. Probably knowing that I'm aged out of it.

You've definitely aged out of it in other countries, but I feel like you could still work for a couple more months in the States.

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