For someone who's so busy you sure are nice. You look nice today a journal of emotional hygiene.

So what you're saying is on the internet nobody knows you're a man.

I would not be surprised at all I've

never seen a woman actually using the internet I seen pictures and I seen stock art

but I don't think I've ever seen a woman actually sitting that's the thing too if you

if you ever look at that stock art, it's like that

slightly worse than R-rated porn. They're never actually touching the penis.

If you look at the stock art, they're never actually touching the keyboard. You that's that's going to be one of those things like the the statues with the legs in the air that I'm going to have to like really check on but my sense is that you're probably right I think a lot of times what they're doing is they call it is

it called compositing and they take two pictures and they put it together.

That's right. And you take here's a picture of a big fat guy at a keyboard and

there's a hot chick. And she's like it was from a picture of her milking a cow

Do you know anything about the technology behind this item is this something that people can even do today?

Yeah I could do that I could pull it off you want women on the internet sure I could I could get you women on the

could you make get a picture of me using the internet and turn that into me milking a cow

yeah I just have to get you in the right pose which is I assume is what you look like

when you're using the internet.

Very much, yeah.

Could you get a picture of me sitting here at the microphone at my computer doing what I'm doing,

but using a very slightly nicer microphone.

I'd like to do, I like something similar where it would look very much like what I'm doing right now,

but it would look like I'm milking a cow.

Oh, so you like you're at the computer desk?

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