Episode 16 - Fight Everyone

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Sweet sixteen! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie enjoy a pure and virginal sixteen. Phil’s Dad’s Italian Restaurant. Japanese Love Island, the Innocence-Perverted Horseshoe, CYBERPUNK, brown squiggles, street mysteries and side quests, babushkas, hangover horn, being a Nazi without a spark plug, curry spoon dance, more slow pooer correspondence! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	It's Sweet 16.
0:03.0	Sweet 16.
0:05.0	Did you have a sweet 16, Phil?
0:07.0	That means you didn't fuck before you're 16, right?
0:10.0	Is that what it is? Oh, that's what we were told.
0:12.0	Really? Yeah, it means you're still virgin. That makes you sweet. That's what I see. Yeah, what did you think?
0:17.8	Sweet 16th birthday. Yeah, well there was that MTV show right? Sweet 16th birthday. Yeah, well there was that MTV show right, So it's Sweet 16thine, where it would be like the worst
0:25.3	16 year olds on earth. And they'd have big parties. But then they'd have freakouts.
0:30.7	Yeah. They'd get like a blue Lamborghini instead of a light blue one.
0:34.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:34.7	And they just go.
0:36.3	Oh my God, Dad, you ruined my redne!
0:40.1	It's so embarrassing! And instead of the father going, shut up, you worm, they'd go, I'm sorry, baby.
0:49.0	I'll go to the dealer.
0:51.0	And you'd go, oh, that's how she became that way yeah yeah you never saw
0:56.9	sweet 16 with like the children of the sort of Russian mob I'd be great. Yeah.
1:03.0	Higher stakes.
1:04.0	Soviet 16.
1:05.0	Soviet 16.
1:06.0	Three turn nips.
1:08.0	I wanted two turnips.
1:11.0	Like they're still bratsats somehow even in that context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be fascinating.
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