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Oh, well, welcome to the best thing that's ever happened here. We call this coffee with

Scott Adams in large part because I'm Scott Adams and there will be coffee. But I think

we'd all agree that no matter what you're drinking here, this is the best thing that's

ever happened to you and anybody, really. I haven't done a complete survey, but it feels

like common sense. If you'd like to take it up a notch and boy, do we have a show for

you today? Do we have a show? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And to enjoy it at its maximum capacity.

Oh, you'd use a cup of margarine glass of Taker-Gelzer-Style-Cantine-Jugger-Flask, a vessel

of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled

pleasure. It's the dope I mean today. It's the thing that makes everything better, including

the simulation. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Well, I don't have

many rules in my household, but one of the most important rules is don't make loud noises

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