What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the United States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump.

Mr. President, how are you today?

It sounded like you said, uh, remember, Mr. Penis, the rapper, he said, let me say, uh, that's what you were doing, right?

Making the president, when I was making, I wasn't like that, you totally messed it up.

We're making podcasts, creating it with the greatest, the last president in American school of history.

And it's, by the way, it's international women's day or something today.

Yes, you gave us your top five women last time.

Well, it's like women's history month, but today, like, as we record this, it's international women's day.

And I love that day because, as you know, there's nothing like more than, you know, going on the internet, ordering some international women and having them delivered while I eat at the international house of pancakes.

And then I give them my sausage and it's a total breakfast international buffet.

It's a beautiful tradition we have.

So we love international women's day with a side of pancakes.

I don't think international women's day is usually celebrated by getting escorts.

Who said, did it, excuse me, did this is what I'm, this is what you're ordering women.

Anybody say escorts?

When you did.

So you maybe have something to answer to.

I never said escorts.

So when you say order women, the only way to order a woman is getting an escort or hooker.

How, what are you ordering women for a male order bride?

What do you have?

You've never had a maid.

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