Episode 159 - The Snowpacolypse Show

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Ross and Jessie dive into the southern deep freeze as they discuss Aziz Ansari's bizarre sexual accusation, the death of Spike TV, and the official dates of "Ass Eatin' Season" as defined by Ross. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com.
0:27.0	Yoo! It is a chilly, crisp,
0:31.0	crisp day in the south today is it not jabs it really is it really is.
0:37.0	Ooh we're bundled up I'm in layers I know layers you know I like to you know show the goods yeah yeah
0:46.7	and I haven't been able to and I haven't been able to and I haven't been able to and
0:50.4	you haven't been able to show the girls? No. You know I like a I like a cool a cool studio because you know I run hot not to brag
0:58.9	Sure a lot. Yeah, yeah, But not this cold. Sure. Sure. I'm like a
1:05.3	fucking Vidalia onion. I am I am just layered. You know I there's just layers and
1:10.2	layers. I I feel like feel like I'm constantly going up for the
1:17.1	fucking heavyweight championship of the world and I'm training right now.
1:20.2	This is what I'm always wearing hoodies now because of the frigidness.
1:25.0	It's not supposed to be as cold in the south.
1:28.0	Nashville and Atlanta right now are under siege.
1:31.0	Alabama's under siege. It's just snowing a little bit.
1:34.6	They're not under. They're not under siege. No, there's there's images of people
1:39.7	with handguns and whiskey. Two days of snow. Nope, they are under siege.
1:44.8	They're not seeing or hearing this right now.
1:47.9	They are under siege.
1:49.8	I think they're okay.
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