Episode 159: The King of the Slappers

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

G'day mates, it's yet another stupendous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Rejoice! On this week's episode, all sorts of super important discussions take place, which isn't really abnormal for the show. Danish gives some updates from his neighborhood and touches on the Bird Scooter situation in Los Angeles. Russian slapping competitions are discussed and analyzed. Like true journalists, we cover a story on Zafar the dolphin, who lives in France and is getting into some trouble lately. "You're a beautiful animal, but..." Next, we meet a 20 year old who either has the best luck in the world or the worst luck in the world...it depends on whether you're an optimist or pessimist. There's also a long awaited Y report!!!!! O'Neill even talks about his night out at the Magic Castle. There's a little bit for everyone.

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0:00.0	Saw you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous
0:08.2	as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me
0:15.0	you're a beautiful hand of all but I don't want to fuck you
0:19.0	I don't want to fuck you now
0:21.0	you're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you.
0:25.0	Don't want to fuck you now.
0:27.0	And baby girl, do you want an apple?
0:29.0	I'll take you to the wedding chapel.
0:32.0	And baby girl, do you want some great? take you to the wedding chapel.
0:32.6	And baby girl, do you want some grains?
0:35.6	Your hind quarters are making me insane.
0:38.6	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you. Don't want to fuck you.
0:43.0	I don't want to fuck you down.
0:45.0	You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you.
0:49.0	I don't want to fucking down.
0:51.0	I might be a man you might be a horse but this by the line between us is an overwhelming
1:02.3	course they could see inside us then they know that it's true
1:08.6	then you be inside me and I'd be inside me and I be inside you.
1:18.0	You're a little bit
1:20.0	but I don't want to fuck you.
1:22.0	I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful and
1:25.4	But I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know
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