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🗓️ 14 January 2016
⏱️ 33 minutes
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0:00.0 | The advice given on sex and other human activities is for entertainment purposes only. |
0:04.4 | If you've got a question for us, send us an email at cavecomedy radio at gmail.com. |
0:11.2 | I eat a lot of chocolate, but I also drank a lot of show done. |
0:16.8 | Welcome to sex and other human activities, ladies and gentlemen. |
0:19.8 | I eat a lot of chocolate. |
0:23.1 | I'm Jackie Zabrowski. |
0:24.7 | Oh, yeah, and I'm Marcus Parks. |
0:25.9 | We were just talking about that, that I had to get rid of all the... |
0:28.4 | Candy. |
0:29.2 | Yeah, man, I had to get rid of all of the candy in my house because I eat it until I feel sick. |
0:34.9 | And my mom, which I didn't realize when it came home from Christmas, had secretly |
0:39.3 | packed all of the candy that I had left out of my bag, but she found secret compartments |
0:45.7 | inside of my bag and filled them with candy. So I have so much candy, and I just, I've been eating |
0:53.1 | until I get sick. I cannot. I have no self-control |
0:57.2 | when it comes to anything. And candy I just can't have in my life. That's unfortunate. I can't |
1:02.9 | buy, I mean, I never buy it. I never have it around, but it's always Christmas time when it's |
1:06.8 | sent with me. And so today I just, uh, I I gave her way to friends so you're so you're |
1:12.9 | telling me that your mom in the same pretty much in the same breath gets on you about your |
1:17.8 | weight while also packing secret candy because she didn't want the candy in her house anymore |
1:23.5 | so she wanted me to take the candy but she knew that henry couldn't have the candy because |
1:28.5 | henry's losing weight so she knew that i would definitely eat the candy |
1:33.4 | jesus christ all the fucking candy i was like don't give me all this candy i gotta get rid of |
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