I'm not saying I could do stand-up, because I think that'd be really fucking hard.

Like, I like to think that I'd be able to go out there and make people laugh, but you

probably come out way differently.

It always comes out when you're different.

I have some ideas of some good, like, listen, should I talk about it in my head, but

like, when I actually try to like-

For instance?

Oh my god.

I'm not touching you, dude.

I actually-

He's telling us what it is.

I will, because I'm going to be honest with you, right?

Oh, he doesn't know.

I know.

My future is so bright, but it's less that anymore, right?

But that's more of our-

I understand, but let me, like, be honest with you about the sunglasses thing, because,

you know, dude.

I want to be fucking real Chris, humble Chris, right?

You understand?

Yeah, my fucking car.

It looks disgusting inside, because it's fucking super bloody, right?

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