Traded for ball for some fight here then got put right in the face

Woke up with a baby you come over the place

But I keep the ground with teeth I can't this is the best I've ever felt

Started to stand up. There's a new hand I've been dealt

So right before this makeup on my face begins to melt

It's time to go below the belt

Well, hello my friends. It is Monday morning late start here. Don't want to get into it late start though. Fantastic

Fresh off the plane from Dallas

Texas. I love you guys

Yeah, I just always have a grand old time when I'm in the state of Texas. I could live there if I could do stand up

Am I show that there? I would do it in a heartbeat

Yeah, man, Dallas was dope. Obviously I was asking for a bunch of barbecue recommendations and you guys sent them

They're so goddamn overwhelming

So we had to pick a few because you know, she can't eat too much barbecue. I'm gonna shit my pants out there. So

We went to the infamous pecan lodge which is kind of like the

The Ferraris of barbecue, I think it kind of sets the standard you see that pick your drooling chin. Yeah, looks good

So there's a huge weight and then I saw science said want to avoid the weight by a trough

I'm like what the fuck's a trough because the weight would have took forever. We don't have that much time

So we went and bought this trough and what the trough is is you have to order over six pounds of meat and then you get

Two sides with it. So it was Derek a son my brother and I so we figured five six pounds meat

We could do it. Yeah, here's the thing though pecan lodge you got me you see the giant stegosaurus rib on the right there

That things about three and a half pounds. Yeah, so it's like that eats up most of your no pun intended

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