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Conspiracy theorist and the Minister for Yelling, Alex Jones, welcome to the herd mentality.

Thanks for your time.

Now, my listeners, they know you're scripted.

How do you think they perceive the quality of this show?

It's very low.

Probably the most factually correct thing we'll hear from you this interview.

How do you think our discussion might affect listeners?

Anybody knows that if somebody jumps off the Empire State's building,

they put cops up there in the next day,

because copycats come to do it again.

So, simply listen to this show could actually drive people to suicide.

I've actually actually did pop statistics here.

Let me pull it out right here. I figured you'd do that.

Enlighten me.

There were about 11,458.

Sounds about right.

But how would you describe listeners of your own show?

Hordes of people burning down cities and beating old women's brains out every day.

I see. We have a lot in common.

What sort of weapons do they use?

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