Episode 158: RuPaul’s Drag Race S11 E9 – L.A.D.P.

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Rescue 911! Somebody save this episode! Okay, so this week’s improv challenge was no crime against humanity—A’keria and Brooke are certainly innocent!—but in the lineup of Season 11’s episodes, this one is certainly suspect. Silky is practically bugging the judges to serve time in the Bottom 2, Nina and Shuga struggle with being bystanders in their scenes, Yvie is a star witness to A’keria’s winning turn and someone needed to call in Animal Control on Plastique and Vanjie. The cat fight turns into a Bottom 2 lip sync, but was the wrong queen sent away? We plead the fifth.... Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) Colin: @colindrucker (Twitter)

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0:00.0	Slap it today!
0:04.0	Oh my kitty!
0:07.0	Oh my kitty! All right, should you be? I'm not nervous.
0:13.0	I'll read a bit.
0:15.0	All right, Mary.
0:17.0	All right, should you be?
0:19.0	I'm not nervous.
0:20.0	I'll read a bitch.
0:21.0	I will read you'er to feel.
0:24.0	Miss Tyra was your barbecue canceled?
0:28.0	Your grill is shit.
0:30.0	And Miss Tautiana, Miss Honey, you think you're so soft, not by the heads of your chinea chinnishin.
0:39.4	Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and let me tell you something Puerka. You won't understand this anyways.
0:45.0	Mungama, I'm going to get all my eyes.
0:48.0	Get my gist. Do you understand?
0:52.0	Pandora. I just do you understand?
0:53.0	Pandora, can we talk about fun tanning?
0:57.0	And you?
0:58.0	Legendary you think you are.
1:00.0	Legendary looks like leg and dairy.
1:04.0	Oh!
1:05.0	The library is closed.
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