I'm the possessive production of My Heart Radio.

I'm going to see for the first time in a moment this year.

And...

Oh my God!

We're receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

You have access entry 148.de2402.

Certificate number 42401.

Howdy, boyd.

I think one of the things that futurelings may not know about you,

that I keep stressing about you whenever I am asked to describe Ken Jennings.

Is this the body odor?

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