You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise

And the book cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies The Dead Pilot Society.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I'm Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society. We got a couple of very exciting announcements this month.

But first, quick PSA.

If you haven't already voted, please vote.

The big bonus is that if you vote early, people will stop bothering you.

And for those of you in swing states, that's got to be a huge bonus.

Look, we here at Dead Pilot Society are not going to tell you which way to vote.

We're just going to say that art and comedy in particular tend not to thrive under authoritarian

regimes.

We're just going to leave it there.

All right.

First announcement, I'm very excited about this.

We have the first ever Dead Pilot Society merch for sale.

We've got T-shirts and mugs and stickers, and they're all on the Max Fun Store at maxfundstore.com.

They look great.

I think these look really cool.

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