Episode 158: Kentucky Goblins

The Unbelievable Podcast

Brian Frange & Phoebe Tyers

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4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Back in August of 1955 a family of backwoods hicks were terrorized by what they believed were goblins or demons or aliens or some shit. These silvery interlopers would not die no matter how many times they’d shoot ‘em up with a shotgun blast. These idiots were terrorized all night until the police came and decided nothing happened. But did nothing happen? Or did something happen?

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Unbelievable podcast.
0:11.0	A mysterious series of lights seen in the night sky.
0:15.0	Have some Texas City residents.
0:17.0	Today, I want you to open your mind.
0:23.6	The beings that I thought were aliens were interdimensional creatures that fed off chaos.
0:31.6	There is an operable portal between this one and the next place.
0:35.6	We will have an existential shock.
0:36.6	Science can't explain this particular case.
0:40.4	Realizing that here, here, here, there are twins of the earth.
0:52.0	Hello, welcome to the Unbillow podcast, episode 159, Kentucky Goblins.
0:57.3	Back in August of 1955, a family of Backwoods Hicks were terrorized,
1:01.0	but what they believed were goblins or demons or aliens or some shit.
1:04.4	These silverly interlopers would not die, no matter how many times they'd shoot them up with a shotgun blast.
1:09.9	These idiots were terrorized all night until the police came and decided nothing happened.
1:14.3	But did nothing happen?
1:16.0	Or did something happen?
1:18.5	We're going to find out on the program today, where you learn, to unlarge, and everything,
1:23.5	you know.
1:30.1	Hello and welcome to the show.
1:32.6	How are you doing?
1:33.8	We got Sebastian Canelli and Phoebe Tires in the flesh.
1:37.5	How you doing?
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