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🗓️ 15 January 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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The best offseason in Yankees history just keeps on getting better. The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox have been punished for their acts of cheating and stealing within the confines of Major League Baseball. Hubbs, Tommy, and guest Marty Mush breakdown all that has happened in the past week. From reading old Alex Cora tweets, to coming up with their own versions of punishment for Houston and Boston, this is an episode any baseball fan can appreciate. Unless you're a lying cheater of course. All of this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch! (Outro Song: Another One Bites The Dust - Queen)
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0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
0:09.2 | What's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the Shortports presented by Barstool Sports. |
0:14.0 | I'm your host, Hubbs sitting alongside my coz, my compagery, Vake himself, Tommy Smokes, Thomas Scoble, what's going on Tommy? |
0:20.0 | What's up? How are you, Hubbs? |
0:21.0 | Pretty good. We're joined by our friend. |
0:23.0 | We haven't seen him since the playoffs, but I think we're going to see a lot of them moving on through the |
0:25.6 | season now that we're getting back in the swing of things. Martin J. Mush. |
0:29.4 | What's going on? |
0:30.4 | What's up, your suck bag? How are you doing? |
0:31.4 | How are you doing? |
0:32.4 | I'm fantastic. You went to the doctors today? I got a check up. |
0:35.8 | Oh, fucking loser. You've been mentioning that on the show. |
0:38.2 | I have two losers on the show. I got blood work. I've been in six years. |
0:41.3 | I know. I need know what's going. I know. You gotta keep the street going. |
0:43.0 | Oh, I got. |
0:44.0 | Health isn't cool. |
0:45.0 | No, it's really not. |
0:47.0 | If nothing, if no one tells me something's wrong, nothing's wrong. |
0:49.0 | So here's why I really went. |
0:51.0 | I, I've had perfect cholesterol yeah you're the most sick |
0:55.6 | person I know but at least I know it I've had perfect cholesterol my whole life and |
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