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Episode 158 - Double Flynndemnity (11/13/17)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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4.69.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we consider the Coen Bros worthy, father-son kidnap caper of Michael Flynn Jr. & Sr. and Gulen, break down all of Tuesday's election results, each consider running for office, read about Greta Van Susteren's new APP, and finally, Matt and Virgil make another bet. Buy Tickets for our Brooklyn PodFest show at The Bell House on 11/17: https://www.thebellhouseny.com/event/1575857-chapo-trap-house-brooklyn

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0:00.0

Michael Flynn Jr.

0:02.0

Veterans Day Emotional Rap.

0:04.0

O-G-G.

0:06.0

I wish we had already quashed the beef with Rappaport so we could come on and play Flynn Jr.

0:11.0

Flynn and Flynn Jr. are more like, Frazier and Niles Crane like just lived in a closed garage with

0:19.2

exhaust going on for 20 years kinda.

0:22.0

I always kind of imagine a filial version of John Goodman and Bill Forsyth

0:27.0

from Raising, Arizona.

0:29.0

Yeah, that's a good one.

0:31.0

They get Goulon in the car, but then the paint packet and his pocket goes off.

0:37.0

They leave Goulon on the roof.

0:40.0

Like, how were they going to fuck it up when they tried to capture Gulan?

0:44.4

It was brilliant. They were going to pick a bear trap, put it outside Gulan's compound,

0:49.1

and put a Quran in the middle.

0:51.6

They literally, yeah, it was like a Donner-Cabab in a middle. They literally, yeah. They was like a Donner Cabob and a Quran.

0:55.0

They, for sure, were going to somehow, like through some idiotic machinations, somehow capture

1:01.6

Chappo Guzmont and send it to Turkey and be like,

1:05.0

What? It's the same, they look the same. Just use that one.

1:10.0

No, here's what you do. You go to the State Department, you put out a big banner outside, you put advertisements in all the newspapers saying, you know, one day only funding rebels for foreign governments. We're going to give you an army. We're going to give you an army we're going to give you

1:24.7

money and then all the it doesn't matter if you have a warrant or anything and they all come in

1:28.3

and that's when you just nab them yeah free the whole free boat scam they would have absolutely done at them. They wouldn't have used

1:34.6

like Blackwater Murfs or anything. They would have just tried to throw a big

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