Episode 157 - Ahmed Bharoocha
Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2020
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Ahmed Bharoocha (Adult Swim/Comedy Central) talks about beating Brooks in a comedy competition when they were 23, carrying an old passed out woman out of a restaurant while her boob was showing, spilling trays of water all over people while being a server, and explaining how a Starburst commercial has kept the money coming for over 5 years.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, yeah, listen up. |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, I can see you new to this. |
| 0:09.0 | You ain't got no job. |
| 0:12.0 | You ain't got no experience. |
| 0:15.0 | You ain't got no experience. You're entry level. |
| 0:17.0 | You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level |
| 0:29.4 | your entry level your entry level |
| 0:31.9 | your entry level baby |
| 0:33.0 | baby oh yeah oh yeah |
| 0:41.0 | oh yeah |
| 0:42.0 | welcome to this week's episode of entry level I'm here with Nick Turner. |
| 0:45.0 | Turner. |
| 0:46.0 | Turner. He is Nicki T. He likes to be a little B. |
| 0:51.0 | What do you think about that? |
| 0:52.0 | Wow. I do. I actually auditioned for B. What do you think about that? Wow. I do. I actually auditioned for B movie |
| 0:56.0 | and I was not allowed to be a little bit. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, I meant a little bitch. |
| 1:00.0 | No, I got it. I was trying to have a a little fun because that's not a good opening. |
| 1:04.4 | Hey I got Mickey T here he sucks right let's we're taking calls. It was it wasn't a great opening because you have been a slightly glum mood. |
| 1:16.0 | You said, don't talk about the cowboys. |
| 1:18.8 | You are, you're a cowboys man and they are... I mean guess man. I really think you need to give me a shot |
| 1:26.4 | I really think I could do this intro just as well as I've always done and I promise. Okay. All right well his name is Nicki T and he is the man. |
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