Ever wondered if that UFO sighting was a secret government project?

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supposed to. Or if ancient civilizations really had alien architects.

Like, so Roswell, obviously, they think they recovered crafts and beings.

On theorist theorizing, wild speculation meets season storytelling.

How they dug two kilometers below these pyramids and created all the structures that we're

not finding.

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and the weirdest theories the internet and humanity has to offer.

Giza and the pyramids itself being an energy source, you know.

It's not a lecture. It's a round table of curiosity, comedy, and what if?

Maybe they got tipped off by these U-boats that fled to Argentina, that there was something there.

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Welcome to Drinking Throes.

Sit back, relax, and have a fucking drink.

Yeah, welcome to drinking bros kids.

Wednesday afternoon show for you here. It's gonna be be big. It's going to be big. Even though you were a slight man. You're a dainty figure. No, no, don't say that. There's a martial bearing to my presence. You can see that my traps and my neck are of somebody who spent a lot of time on a mat. Yep. But it looks like face down, maybe. And somebody was on top of me from behind. I spent a lot of time on my tummy. Yeah. And on my back, uh, in half guard. My half guard is getting stupid, bro. I know. And my top pressure at a, at one seven, I'm probably one seven three right now. Stop. Okay. but my top pressure is harrowing, frankly. My God. Yeah, because I'm on your hips, bro, and it's all about angles. Now you're starting to get into Liberace moves. See what I'm saying? Candelabra. Thank you. Poppers under Matt Damon, and then boom, you're on top there. That was the same numbers that he was running back. There's a lot of stuff that goes on when i roll and maybe you're right about that but there's an intensity to my eyes that never leaves my face i know i understand that thank you i understand that my eyes have never left my face either so damn uh i'm not good i'm not good with the weird thing about eyes i'm not good with metaphors that's the weird thing about eyes Brian callin's here everybody round of applause here from the fake audience give him a second to freak out

yeah yeah yeah yeah take it easy guys I'm one man and grab a mop obviously if you're a woman

and it's going to be urine and and everything else going out of you uh babies probably

getting born early so if you're seven months or over, I wouldn't listen to this show.

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