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George welcome back welcome home. Oh, thank you. Welcome everybody to Phil Crabs level podcast. I am your host Mike and today I'm with George

George and I just want you guys to know that we really care about you. George, I'm like, yeah, yeah, oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm fine. You wouldn't get stem cell treatment and I feel like they did something like they pulled your soul like the lobotomy or something out of your gut out of your

foot. Now it was just a weird, another weird experience, but it was an interesting experience just the procedure and how they like to sign you nervous. I was a little nervous, but once I got to the office and I met the doctor and was it a real doctor? Yeah, he was

wrote legit like it was a legit. This was a behind Albertson. No, it was like a nice office building in the row nice. Yeah, really did you guys fight in a golf

wing? So we flew the first flight out. We flew in a it was like a prop plane, but like a nice one. It did was a dual prop. Yeah, yeah, dual

prop. Okay, that's good. And then was it nice though? Yeah, it was nice. Like leather seats really? Yeah, it was nice. Nobody else on the plane. No, just me and role in the pilot.

Shut off. Yeah, no stewardess. No, do you have food? No, you had to bring your sugar. Yeah. So

Uh oh. So there was a shitter and it was like a like a seat, but you had to lift a seat up and there was the toilet seat and then they had a tube that you

had a peed in right? And he guy was like, okay, click this little thing right here on the P tube and the vacuum was suck it out. So

okay, we sit back. We're up in the air for about an hour, hour and a half. I'm like, well, I got to go. So I go back and it's like, there's no, you can't stand up. You

know, I mean, you're a small time. And I pull the tube out. I'm like, all right, it's just like just janky ass plastic like cup and I pull it, you

know, I start using the bathroom and all of a sudden the tube starts filling up. It's not. It's that suck it out.

And I am, it's like a fire hose like I cannot stop. So I had to pinch it off with one hand and like hold it, hurt so bad. And I saw the trash can was

right there. So I had to pour everything in the trash can. Don't the liquid in the trash can. And then I had to use the rest of it and

this water bottle I found on the point. What? It just, I don't know what happened, but it was terrible. I mean, it was pee

everywhere. Oh my gosh. Did you just leave it? I just cleaned it up. I know we got in the, when we got in the kind of city, I just took it with me.

I got through the the trash out. How long was that flight? Those three hours. Well, that's a long flight. Yeah, I think was we had to fly it.

We were flying I think 29,000 feet or 23 something like that. So I think it took a longer, but on the way back after the procedure, it was like kind of like a jet thing.

No props. It was like the little jet like a motion. Yeah, we got back. It was three hours, but because of the headwind. Yeah, but we were up, we're about 45,000 feet, like above every nice plane. Nice. It was real nice. Nice

Pisser. You get actually. Yeah. Yeah. And those stewardess. No stewardess. But the seats went all the way back. Oh, so you'd laid out past.

I'll pass that because you guys were hurting. Dude, it drained you. So you got a, you had a liposuction, they centrifuge and extract the cells

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