Episode 156: Real Vampires

The Unbelievable Podcast

Brian Frange & Phoebe Tyers

Vampires, Social Sciences, Dmt, Cults, Paranormal, Occult, Lizard, Tv & Film, Abductions, Fringe, Society & Culture, Ghosts, Wormholes, Comedy, Science & Medicine, Brian, Ufos, Conspiracy, People, The, Werewolves, Aliens, Science, Demons, Beliefs, Governme, Philosophy, News & Politics, Extreme, Shadow, Pixies, Leo, Universe, Frange, Theories, Martin, Dimensions

4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

There are people walking among us who claim to be vampires. They have the fangs, they have the pale skin, they drink the blood, they love choclatey cereals but are they REAL vampires or are they just over-zealous big-egoed goths who never grew out of their high school fantasies?

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The Unbelievable Podcast hosts today were Phoebe Tyers and Kevin Cobbs, I’m Brian Frange. Our Web Producer who runs the Facebook page is Dan Gascon, our Production Coordinator is Nikolas Eristavi, our Wiki Moderator is Michelle Durham, our Larry Sinclair correspondent is Sharky Xmas. Special thanks to everyone who left 5-star reviews, we’ll get to the Wiki next week! And this week’s episode is brought to you by Logan’s Vampire Teeth. Sick and tired of being a vampire but having plain, stupid, teeth like you’re just a human? Well that’s where Logan’s Vampire Teeth come in. These ergonomically designed chompers will show everyone you’re worth a second look. With sharp canines in two sizes: Big Prick or Small Prick. Logan’s Vampire Teeth: Because being special requires more than having a horrible personality.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Unbelievable podcast.
0:11.0	A mysterious series of lights seen in the night sky.
0:15.0	Have some Texas City residents today.
0:18.0	I want you to open your mind.
0:23.6	The beings that I thought were aliens were interdimensional creatures that fed off of chaos.
0:31.6	There is an operable portal between this one and the next place.
0:35.6	We will have an existential shock.
0:36.6	Science can't explain this particular case.
0:40.4	Realizing that here, here, here, there are twins of the earth.
0:50.1	Hello and welcome to the Unbelievable Podcast, episode 155, real vampires.
0:55.7	There are people walking among us who claim to be vampires.
0:58.5	They have the fangs.
0:59.5	They have the pale skin.
1:00.7	They drink the blood.
1:01.6	They love chocolatey cereals.
1:03.1	But are they real vampires?
1:04.7	Or are they just overzealous, big, egoed gotts who never grew out of their high school fantasies?
1:10.1	Well, today we explore the vampire lifestyle,
1:13.0	and we'll put two vampires to the ultimate test on this episode of the program
1:16.4	where you learn to unlearn everything you know.
1:24.4	Hello, and welcome to the program, Phoebe Tires, and Kevin Cobbs.
1:34.4	Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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