4.6 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2015
⏱️ 33 minutes
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0:00.0 | The advice given on sex and other human activities is for entertainment purposes only. |
0:04.4 | If you've got a question for us, send us an email at cavecomedy radio at gmail.com. |
0:09.6 | You know, I'm going to go ahead and say it. |
0:11.3 | Unless it's a fat cat that acts like a dog, I don't like cats. |
0:15.9 | Yeah? |
0:16.2 | And that's a difficult thing to say. |
0:17.7 | It's a difficult thing to admit. |
0:19.1 | Because a lot of people are immediately |
0:20.8 | just like, it's just, it's their attitude. Welcome to sex and other human activities, ladies |
0:28.7 | and gentlemen. We don't like catatitude. I just don't like, I don't like attitude. I like fat cats |
0:34.4 | that don't move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fat cats that don't move are fine. |
0:37.7 | And that's a terrible thing. |
0:39.5 | And I'm not saying that I don't understand why people like cats. |
0:43.6 | Yeah, of course. |
0:44.2 | I get it. |
0:44.8 | Yeah. |
0:45.4 | It's just not me. |
0:46.7 | I get immediately annoyed. |
0:49.3 | I just remember any time they want attention, I was like, get away from me. |
0:52.1 | Get away from me. Get away for me. To a point where like, I end up throwing them across the room. And I know that's it. And like, I don't want to be that |
0:58.2 | person. No, of course not. It's, there's no reason. They just want to get a pet. Yeah, it's the |
1:02.9 | pet's fine. I could deal with the pet. The it's like that's why I don't have children yet is that I there's something about like I think it's something from being a nanny where you learn that you can't when you have children or a child or for years and years and years you are not allowed to go to the bathroom with the door closed. |
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