Episode 156: Carrots

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2015

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something
0:08.3	delicious eat it all and you can't have it today we are actually cooking people and we are actually cooking people.
0:16.6	I knew this.
0:18.6	Your cannibalistic tendencies, you've been hinting at it for months now and now it all comes out actually
0:25.1	You served me people comma people anyway no we're cooking common people
0:30.3	Okay God this is okay do you know the people. Okay. Okay. Jesus.
0:33.0	God, this is, okay.
0:34.0	Do you know the Pulp song Common People?
0:36.0	I think so.
0:37.0	Okay.
0:38.0	I think I would know it, maybe not by name but by sound.
0:40.0	Yeah, it's one of my all-time favorite songs.
0:42.0	Anyway, today we're talking about carrots.
0:44.0	Oh, yes.
0:45.0	Which is a very common vegetable.
0:46.0	Yeah, yeah, it's the food of the common people.
0:48.0	It is the food right up there with potatoes.
0:50.0	Right down there with potatoes.
0:51.0	Right, yes, down in the ground.
0:52.0	Yes. Now, before we start, you know you're all too
0:56.5	familiar with my trademark rants, right? Am I ever? I mean as you may have
1:01.0	noticed I haven't been making a lot of TV appearances recently and it's because they know I'm a loose
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