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Hello, and welcome to yet another episode of The Lines Led by Donkey's Podcast. Your

premier podcast for talking about Americans dying in a frozen forest in Germany.

So keep your pants on. I'm Joe, and with me today is my co-host, Nick.

A sober Nick. Not hung over Nick, not spitting into a bottle. Is it a bottle?

It sounds like a bottle. Today it's a sparkling ice orange mango bottle.

I'm trying to, like, it's bad that we've been recording for so long, but I have to figure out

what containment vessel you're spitting tobacco into back in the studio.

Back in the studio. Like face to face. Yeah, it was whatever beer bottle is laying there.

There's always a few. Yeah, there's a shit done. I currently have several cans of empty

crush from 10 barrels sitting around me. No, I don't, I don't dip anymore. Oh, God.

Quit. I haven't had crush in so long. Actually, I've never dipped as long as we've been doing the

show. I quit like 10 years ago. Texas has the worst beer selection. I don't know. Like, they

have like specialty stores and stuff. Why is beer selections actually pretty bad? Yeah, just because

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