Hello and welcome to the another cast, podcast, the one true chapter by chapter podcast

going through a song of ice and fire one chapter week. I'm a host Jeff, but I'm

your host, Emmett, better known as Fort Gwinton. And welcome to the 156 episode of the Nauticast titled The Tea Party, an analysis of a storm of

swords, sands of one, in which it's just us girls gasping about boys at the ladies' tea while

the fellas are out hitting those links.

The Terrell's wood golf, wouldn't they?

You know, I bet there's someone at High Garden whose whole job is whenever Mace hits one in the water to drop a ball in the green. That's someone's job 24-7, 365 days a year

at High Garden, guaranteed. That would be my job. I would be the ball dropper for the official

ball dropper. Don't sell yourself short there, Judge. There's like a little TM on the end.

There's some flowers in the font.

It's very classy.

Yes.

The classiest of ball droppers.

Absolutely.

That's all about the ball dropping in these episodes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, indeed.

And for Mastrell, I will always drop his balls whenever he wants.

Wow.

This got weird real fucking fast. I'm the Kingsguard, Mark M. Sir Keith J., Master of

Whisperors. Lord Philip the merciful, master of laws, archmaister June, heel over the lesser

poxes, ragged Michael wore the north, Nelson the Hammer Prince of Dragon Scone, Scarlet, the

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