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everybody and welcome to the best thing that ever happened to you and maybe anybody else.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams and there's a little thing called the simultaneous

set that's coming up in a moment. But I have to set the stage. Have I ever told you how

much I hate sleeping? I'm the only person I know. I'm sure there are others. But I hate

sleeping. And so I wake up just naturally quite early. I start work for 4 a.m. usually

would be my ideal time to start work. So last night, I woke up in bed and I thought to

myself, you know, I think I'm just going to get up because I was awake and I didn't

really check the clock because my internal clock's pretty accurate. I thought that's

pretty close to 4 a.m. give or take. So I got up. It turned out to be 145. 145 is when

I woke up this morning. And I was already up and around and batting the dog and I thought,

you too? Is that Vegas? So let's just say that the quality of this live stream might be

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