Episode 155: Just Throw It Away
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2020
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
Hey what if Mr. Magoo was walking around in today's times? It's not that difficult to imagine. Folks we've got a long episode today...almost as long as my hair has been getting due to quarantine! And it's just about as good, too. Smack that play button for some classic jokes, goofs, and smart stuff to say, as well as little Canadian pokemon guys, a new stupid mask type, a bad board game, and more.
Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | You don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's ever told you that your kick starters go |
| 0:19.0 | Tell them I can J out. |
| 0:21.0 | Your kick-start-in-start-saws. Your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:24.0 | Saves. Saves. S |
| 0:22.0 | G S G S G S G G G S G G G So there's this trend going around on the on the phone. |
| 0:34.0 | So there's this trend going around on Twitter where you have to fight a celebrity who is 31 years |
| 0:47.7 | older than you and I was looking for my celebrity who's 31 years older than me and I was getting all these tough guys like Nick Cage and stuff and then when you know it who do I see, who do I see, but who who who who who |
| 1:04.1 | who who who who who. |
| 1:05.1 | Joey's World Tour himself. |
| 1:07.1 | So watch out. |
| 1:08.8 | I'm gonna kick Joe's World Tour's ass. |
| 1:10.7 | Hey everybody, welcome to |
| 1:13.0 | welcome to YKS Mike and JF coming to you live from the villages the number one |
| 1:19.7 | retirement community in all of Florida. We just got back inside from driving around in our |
| 1:26.6 | golf carts and screaming at people and throwing stuff at each other and I guess having a |
| 1:32.2 | lot of sex and transmitting STDs and wearing masks not |
| 1:39.8 | wearing masks basically the whole stuff we're doing down here. We're having a great time. |
| 1:44.0 | But now it's time for the show. |
| 1:46.0 | We're going to figure out which celebrities asks we have to kick. |
| 1:49.0 | So I've looked up. |
| 1:51.0 | I've looked up celebrities that are 53 years of age as of today Mike and here's a few |
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