Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns.

Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy.

Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.

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avante west coast feel good travel. Oh, you little Reggie Blinker. Yes, yes. How you doing? Look, Luke Peachore or Laps for short.

Some an acronym. It's actually not a... Oh, it is a Lachram because it's a one.

An acram I use sometimes to people who are unfamiliar with our working processes.

They have no idea what I'm talking about.

I got recorded lapse and I'm like, what?

Yeah, what? We get three emails a week on average from people saying,

if you'd called at the Pete and Luke show, it would be pals.

Pals. To which I think, yeah think yeah should have thought that yeah I'm

I probably had my own reservations about coming second but yeah who cares

I'm a gentleman I always come second yeah and it's also alphabetical yeah

and it's just it's just the way the world

uh... what was it gonna say to you oh yeah i was gonna say to you

you are the wackiest man i know. Now I'm actually that's wrong.

Forget that because to me wackiness implies it's forced it's done on purpose.

Yeah we're not wacky. We've said this on the show I'd hate to be thought of as whacken.

No, you're not wacky, you're not, you're, you're, you're a wonderful eccentric in the fine

British tradition of eccentric.

And we've recorded five podcasts today and already and

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