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Wow. Wow. You made it. Good job, everybody. You made it to the best place in the universe

and just in time. One of the odds that you would have the space and the time, correct? Both

of them, space and time. Very good. Because all of you are smarter than the average person

and you know that there's no such thing as time. There's always space time. Yeah. Remember

to remind people that when they talk about time. Say, there's no time. Time. That's not

even a thing. Listen to some Einstein sometime. There's space time. Sure. But I didn't

hear you start talking about space time. Did I? Yeah. Don't be that person. But you can

if you want me. If you want to be. Now, what would it take to make this amazing, amazing

experience that we're all about to have together? And no, stop tingling. Stop. Stop.

Some of you are already getting chills. Don't peak too soon. Stay with me. Stay with me.

This is going to get so good. So fast. You don't want to get ahead of me. But all you

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