Episode 154: I'm Thankful For Fast Cars and Loose Women

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Merch is live on wjpodcast.com. Last chance to get merch before the holidays. This episode is brought to you by Kylecovers.com (code WETJEANS for 30% off), Manscaped.com (code WETJEANS for 20% off and free shipping), and HelloFresh (code wetjeans14). Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra video episode + bonus content weekly. Use code JEANS at dietsmoke.com for 20% off for the gummies we talked about. They are incredible. Bye.FOLLOW US AT:ANDY:twitter: @champagneanyoneinsta: @andychampsROB:twitter: @robbywgucciinsta: @robbywgucciWJ:twitter: @wetjeanspodinsta: @wetjeanspodcastExtra Show Per Week (https://www.patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast)Support the show

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's Teresa Judeis and I'm so excited to announce the Namaste bitches are going on tour.
0:06.4	What what? Oh my gosh Teresa and Melissa Feaster, that's me. We are bringing the party to film our
0:13.2	Silver Springs on Friday, November 11th. So get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.
0:20.8	It's the Namaste bitches live and in person and DC. How dope is that?
0:27.6	We can't wait to see you. Namaste bitches live and DC. Get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.
0:41.3	Action Park Media. And Action. Welcome to wet jeans. This is episode. My guy, hold on,
0:50.2	you get some new ice over there? I got these on, I got one on Etsy. Is that one necklace or
0:55.5	ears too? It's like it's a set so it's like it connects as one but it's two. Oh, it connects as one
1:01.6	though. Yeah. That's nice. I like that look. That's kind. My change kind of do that naturally.
1:06.8	I didn't do it. I didn't even do it on purpose but it's actually one goes first and the other one
1:11.1	goes second. These are all pieces of shit. Like really? I got one at sea. What is that? It's like where
1:16.4	people sell their own stuff. Oh, it doesn't really matter. You just go out and meet a girl at the bar
1:20.7	and tell her it's David Yearman. Yeah. Who fucking cares? Why all the time? Why every single time I go out
1:25.1	so it doesn't really matter anyway. No one can tell the difference. Yeah. Let's say that this
1:29.7	actually belonged to Leonardo da Vinci. I was joking around with my mom the other day. She goes,
1:34.1	what do you want for Christmas? And as always, I'm like nothing. Like I don't, you know what I'm
1:38.0	saying? I don't know. Like what do you want? You fucking, you gave me the gift of life. Yeah.
1:43.6	Unfortunately. 13 years ago. Yeah. And I was joking around. I sent her a $31,000 chain from
1:50.0	David Yearman. And I said, if it's not this, don't bother. Yeah. She was like, Rob, but stop that.
1:56.2	Rob, but I don't know socks. Like I'm at that point too. Like give me some socks, dude. I'm fine with
2:02.2	socks. I don't like buying them, but I need them to have my feet not stink like soup. So I lose
2:09.0	a weird amount of socks. I don't know where they go. I don't know. I was t-shirt a lot. And I don't
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