Episode 154: Comrade Seagal

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This episode has a lil' something for the whole family. There's some Steven Seagal talk (he was just given a position by his boy Putin). We talk about weak parents paying tutors to help their kids become better at Fortnite. We also play a bit from the Comedy Store legend, Jim Painter!!!!! Thanks to listener Michael for unearthing this gem. Of course, there's some bigfoot erotica talk and even some discussion about the TSA's awesome new project. Tune in to hear what the hubbub's all about.

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0:00.0	Go for it. You got it. You got it? And O'Neil. Yeah.
0:15.0	I was Danish.
0:20.0	I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel It's a free podcast. So it's a fucking good feel.
0:40.0	They're calling Danish.
0:44.0	Danish in the world. They're calling Danish Danish Monil
0:48.0	Danish Monil Danish Shlonil
0:52.0	Ganes Shlonil Oh, Gator, Shallow Neil.
0:55.0	Gator Shando Neil.
0:58.0	Gator Shando Neil.
0:59.0	Day Shandonil. Day Shandonil. Day
1:04.0	Shallow me.
1:15.0	Warning. Listening of this podcast may make you laugh so hard that you end up getting in a car accident.
1:19.0	Listen at your own risk and Danish known you'm not responsible for any accidents or bodily injury.
1:23.0	Please listen responsibly.
1:25.0	It's sad that that needs to be put on there, but a lot of people who get in car accidents.
1:29.0	Another victim.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:32.0	Another victim of the Danish and O'Neill podcast.
1:35.0	I don't think he said it was not his fault, the accident, but I asked if he knew if the person
1:40.2	who hit him was listening, he does not know.
1:42.2	He should have asked so Jeff
1:44.7	Sorry to hear about your car he got t-boned by a woman. He said ran a light so was she hot? I didn't say maybe they're going out and that's the silver lining of it could have been the
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