Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is your knee never, home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida men on Florida man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron, the podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

How are you doing, everybody? Oh, very good. How are you doing? It's an afternoon.

You almost poisoned yourself. Oh, that's true. I did. Now, at that's, are you doing? It's an afternoon. You almost poisoned yourself.

Oh, that's true. I did. Now, if that's... Or gas, yeah. Okay, I didn't mean to. Here's the thing. I was doing one of those but the old ones had a button you could just mash and the smoke comes out. Like a grenade. Right.

Okay. These were a little more complicated, I think, for safety reasons. Since they were complicated,

you read the instructions? Nope, thume in the garbage. A cool, cool, cool. Yep. So it was a lengthy

process. You had a fill a couple. Yeah, to fill a cup, a little bit of water, and you put this canister in there.

But then I was like, why isn't no smoke coming out?

Right.

So I pick it up and I'm examining it.

Yeah, uh-huh.

You're sniffing the fogger.

Yeah, I don't smell any chemicals.

Yeah, this wouldn't kill me if I was a bug.

It smells sleepy.

Yeah.

It smells sleepy. So I put him down and I walk over to the garbage can where I just threw away the instructions. Right. And I'm reading it and behind me I hear, so I was about eight seconds away. I feel like I'm in Hollywood studio. Bro, you almost turned into a bug. Created that Hollywood sound effect right here. You could do it again? Yeah. People, if you could see his mouth.

Come on.

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