See, my whole thing is, is that what if, you know, by some very small, almost impossible chance,

Lee Harvey Oswald was just a committed left-wing activist who thought he was doing the right thing,

and then have his whole legacy tarnished by everyone, like, oh, it worked for the CIA,

or like, oh, he didn't even do it and all this stuff. But, like, you know, what if he's a guy who has staunched in his political views and also has tremendous accuracy can fire off three shots of the Carcana rifle under six seconds? The greatest Marxist that ever was. And the greatest marksman that ever was. The Marxist Marxist marksman. Exactly.

And now everybody thinks, oh, he works to the government, all that stuff.

It's like he didn't, you know.

You're an Oswald truther.

I'm an Oswald truther.

Oswald is not innocent.

He did it.

He's not a patsy.

He is just a man who is strong in his convictions,

and none of these little kooky-dooky conspiracy theorists understand that because they're weak-willed and also don't understand that Italians are some of the best at warfare in the history of not only the 20th century, the 21st and 19th centuries, and that their military equipment is superior.

I don't know why are you giving this look.

You're Polish. Jeffrey Lekston Okay, while the theme was playing

Liz showed me some Wikipedia articles that changed my

mind on this. I think, I think Lee Harvey Oswald probably worked for the CIA. Well, before we

get into all of that, hello everyone. I'm Liz. My name is Brace, and I'm innocent. And we are joined,

of course, by a young Chomsky. Who is a Patsy? Mm-hmm. And the podcast has turned on. Hello. Welcome. Young Chomsky, like, slightly shook his head when you said he is a Patsy. He, like, dismissed that. He's like, that wasn't cool to say. Can you, I just want to say that I never thought we'd be doing a JFK series, to be honest.

Yeah, and we're actually going to take the most annoying route possible.

We've assembled a panel of 14 to 17 year old experts to decide is JFK based or was he fucked up for being in a poly relationship.

We also examined the polyamorous relationship of Alan Dulles with both his wife and his mistress. No, I'm just kidding. We're doing a little JFK 101, aren't we, baby? Yeah, yeah. This is kind of like, we're calling it JFK 101 because this is kind of like dipping our toes. We're just starting, we're just getting in. But it's going to be, I think it's going to be a real fun series. Not sure how many episodes it's going to go. That's what the question marks are for. But we'll find out real soon. Wait, where is the question marks? It's going to be the thing that says like one of, we're doing that question mark. Yeah, yeah. This is an exact, you can't just do a one out of question mark. Then you'll look like crazy people.

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