Episode 152: MOTs make me cry

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Interview, Funny, Best Podcast, Comedians, Jokes, Society & Culture, Pete Donaldson, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Top Podcast, Comedy, Conversation, Comedian, Luke Moore

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Howdy! On your brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, you can expect to hear tales of plastic wrap, stockpiling food for Brexit, Pete openly weeping at the fate of machinery, and what we all look for in bums.

Also, there's plenty of pigeon chat, Bernie Slaven gets another mention in his campaign for President, a campaign that's gaining momentum by the way, and we also take the time to appreciate the return of the excellent Derry Girls.

There's loads more besides, including of course you beautiful listeners and your excellent contributions! Rejoice!

To get in touch, [email protected], and we'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Yes, how's it going? Pete Allison with you on the Luke and Pete show and there's no
0:37.6	Luke today so I'm going to do the show by myself only joke and he's over here.
0:40.8	The only podcast that I know of that officially endorses
0:44.2	Bernie Slavin for the United States President. Who me? Luke, who me?
0:49.2	Aye. How you doing Peter? I'm all right Bernie's's 11 used to be on Comcast, which was our version of cable television in the northeast for a little while, and he used to be on Borough TV, which was just constant reruns of their Bob Mortimer helmed and but it was Bob Mortimer and
1:07.8	who sang Let's Dance?
1:09.8	David Bobby? No no no he was not Bob Martimer and David boy.
1:13.6	That sounds brilliant.
1:14.6	Who sang, Chris Rhea?
1:15.6	It was Chris Rhea and Bob Mortimer doing the FA Cup song for Middlesbrough Football
1:20.2	Club and they would just constantly play that over and over again on
1:23.7	borough TV interspersed with a show called Bernie Slavin soccer skills or something
1:29.2	where he would just teach children how to play football and he would victimise fat children.
1:34.3	Right.
1:35.3	Go on fat are you getting gold?
1:36.7	As was the customers of time.
1:38.3	What year we're talking about?
1:39.5	What era?
1:40.5	95 I'd say.
1:41.5	No no. It's about 13. he was kind of like he famously I think if
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