Hello and welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about a horse of some kind so you don't have to.

I'm Renata.

And I'm Kate.

And for this episode, we read The Black

Stallion Revoltz by Walter Farley. Joining us to discuss this weirdly erotic book for young readers

is purely theoretical horse enthusiast Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hello. Welcome back. You've

joined us for many episodes, perhaps most notably Twilight.

Yes.

And get used to Kear and Carrie's voice because, uh, spoiler alert, there is perhaps another

Twilight book coming out in the near future.

There are definitely, as I already pre-ordered a no take-backs, Stephanie.

By the way, you described yourself as a purely theoretical horse enthusiast.

I want to unpack that because you are a person.

You're a real person.

You're not a theoretical person.

It's your enthusiasm for horses is theoretical,

or you're only enthusiastic about theoretical horses? I think the laugh.

And I was trying to like go back to remember like sort of when I got to be like a horse kid.

I know when I was quite young I got there were like these sort of model horses that it was like

Breyer was the brand and you could get them at the toy store I just like to go and look at them

and then I was given them and I would break them because their models are not to play with it and

you would knock off their legs and I had but I had books that were like nonfiction books. I think Marguerite Henry is one of

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