Hey everybody, before we get going on today's mini-sode compilation, I just wanted to go through a

couple of things. One, we are still selling tickets for our live show, May 26th, in Austin, Texas

at the Parish. We are completely sold out of VIP tickets and we're down to the last batch

of general admission tickets. So if you plan on coming or making the trip or even live in the area,

the tickets are 25 bucks. We're going to have a hilarious show for you guys all night.

Bureau be involved, pizza will be involved, and I promise you I will make Jesse walk off the stage

and anger. It's a special trait of mine. I'm very proud of it. Two, today's a mini-sode compilation

because one, it was my birthday this weekend and two, the day after my birthday, I felt sick.

So instead of being able to record, I want and get the episode super out late, I'd rather get

you guys at least something on time and then we'll go ahead and do the regular episode next week.

Thank you guys for understanding. I appreciate it. The amathicism is late 30s now and he's not

a fan, but hey, we're moving forward. Thank you guys so much for supporting us again.

ChaluminatiPod.com for those tickets and I can't wait to see you at the show.

Hello, my little Chaluminati. Welcome.

62. 62. Did you get me close here? We are.

That's 69, baby. Can I tell you I already have my 69 story?

I found it while looking for a story for today. I was like,

well, I have to save this. I can't break out this little tidbit.

Yeah, I'm ready. I got two little news stories today. One is historical. One might be the

bean. Two at most. Two? Very short. Very short. Two. A couple of show off. I mean,

shake it up. Whoa. Whoa. Here we go. First one. Hey, a Salem witch may actually receive a pardon

three centuries after being condemned. Oh, thank God for that.

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