Episode 151: J.D. Martinez Is (Finally) On The Red Sox

Section 10 Podcast

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

THE TIME HAS COME! J.D. Martinez is on the Red Sox and it finally feels like the baseball season is officially here. We break down every aspect of this J.D. deal including how much we love the contract itself, Yankees fans already getting defensive about the move, how much pressure this will take off the rest of the lineup, if J.D. being an oppo-heavy hitter is a problem, why we should have expected this move was inevitably going to happen, and a unique debate on why Alex Cora already had Martinez's No. 28. This leads us to our originally recorded (pre-J.D.) podcast. We talk how Cora has already changed the vibe around the Red Sox, if David Price could become fully-likeable in Boston, why no one is talking about Hanley Ramirez, what it means to this club to bring Eduardo Nunez back, and close with your Down in the DM awesomeness.

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0:00.0	Hey, barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:10.1	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the Section 10 podcast.
0:14.8	Here are your hosts, Jared Carabas, Pete Blackburn, and Steve Perol.
1:00.0	Welcome back to the Section 10 podcast episode 151 presented by barstool sports.
1:05.9	It is the home of your soon to be 2018 World Series champion Boston Red Sox.
1:14.1	I am your host, Jared Carabas, that right there.
1:16.5	John Fiehlberg, we got Motherfucking Steve in the house.
1:20.3	And you know who else is in the mother fucking house tonight?
1:23.1	It's JD Jumbo Dong Martinez coming to Motherfucking Boston.
1:30.0	To win not one, not two, not three, not four, but five consecutive World Series titles.
1:36.6	JD Martinez has signed a five year deal.
1:40.1	Big dick Dave Dumbbrowski gets his man and not just gets his man gets him at the price that Dave fucking Dumbbrowski wanted $110 million.
1:51.6	It does have two opt-outs. Don't care.
1:53.6	I'm just looking at it as Scott Boris came into this off season and said one thing.
1:59.2	I am getting $210 million from my client JD Martinez.
2:03.2	Dave Dumbbrowski unzipped his pants and the sound that his cock made when it hit the ground was like fucking four smashing his hammer into the corner of the earth.
2:13.2	And he said, you know what? You are not going to get $210 million for this player.
2:17.7	I am going to give you $100 million less than you want.
2:23.3	And I'm going to get this player for the exact number of years that I want, which is five, not seven, not six, five.
2:30.1	And you know what happened? Dave Dumbbrowski got his man for his price.
2:34.8	He's coming to Boston. He's going to put up monster numbers.
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